连续两晚都无法一觉到天亮，半夜就被梦整醒， 有点累掉的感觉涅。
或许由于这些日子都在想一些让我无法决定的事情，所以才会令我的睡眠不规律吧。我时常在想，我现在有个定时的工作，有一班不错的朋友，有一些不错的同事，有一位不错的男朋友，每天都开开心心地让我忘了很多烦恼，所以我是否应该就此打住，为我现有的人和物感到满足， 不要再冒险去尝试新的工作环境或寻找薪水更高的工作机会呢?
其实现在身边的朋友们都很不错，很喜欢可以开心得不需要顾及形象放肆大笑的感觉，我想我前世一定是男生 =.= 但是有点讨厌自己被介绍给其他人认识的时候wor……大家都是大学毕业，要不就是还在念书，只有我和一位好友没上过大学。昨晚和好友谈话的时候提起，其实我们俩读书时功课不错，如果家里当初的经济状况允许，我们俩现在也是不懂哪一所大学的毕业生吧 XD 但是现实总与愿违，如今初认识的朋友得知我不是什么工程师或从事任何专行的时候，他那一幅不好意思的表情还真令人难受呢。 如果……我进入新的行业，尝试新事物，会不会就不会这么尴尬呢？
早一阵子想要当教师，但是有人却劝说在这种时势该暂时放弃理想，在现实活下来再打算才是真。>.< 还真矛盾。
为了避免自己再发那些有的没的梦，本小姐想想不可继续任由自己的大脑操控我的梦里人生，非采取行动不可 >.<
昨晚跟哥哥借了空气清新器，睡在刚换好床单的床上，在冷气房里盖了两层被单，然后把大的熊仔们堆在身旁，小的熊熊放在身上……噢，好有安全感呐。而且咋看之下感觉还真梦幻，偶树公主~ 哦呼呼…… 恶梦来吧，Bring it on babeh~
怎知半夜忽然惊醒，发觉自己被熊熊和被单缠着无法动弹 m( O . O)m。
Sweet Dream attempt no.1 ...... Failed.
虽然经常梦见你
还是毫无头绪
外面正在下着雨
今天是星期几
but i don`t know
你去那里
虽然不曾怀疑你
还是忐忑不定
谁是你的那个唯一
原谅我怀疑自己
我明白
我要的爱
会把我宠坏
像一个小孩
只懂在你怀里坏
你要的爱
不只是依赖
要像个大男孩
风吹又日晒
生活自由自在
How To Be Noob in Dota (the Niga-Higa imitation version)
Written by a Noob for Pro Dota Players
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Hey, you there!
Do you face problems of other players reluctant to join your game because you're being too pro?
Are you bored of your "mmmMMMMMonster kill" or "Godlike.."?
Are you tired of feeling superior in no matter which hero you randomed in Dota?
If your answer to either one of the above three questions is 'Yes!', then this "How to be a Noob in Dota" guide is for you!
1. Always leave the game when you see the oppurtunity!: (lolz.. somebody would kill me for this XD)
Leave when you randomed a hero that you don't know how to use;
Leave when you being first-blooded;
Leave after one of your teammates left;
Request for a switch when it's 5 against 4;
Leave after two of your teammates left;
When your death rate hits 5/0/0, say "f*** u" to all then leave;
Leave after three of your teammates left;
But don't leave when you're the last one standing. Take all items left, create a super hero and go look for uncle Roshan just for the sake of your scores...
2. Talk big... and I mean, really BIG:
"I'm gonna pawn you all!!!"
"Noobz!!"
"You all get ready to die~!!"
"All come mid, I stand here let you all kill, WAJAJAJAJA!!"
3. Everytime you successfully kill an opponent hero, type something to piss off your opponent team.... For Fun!
"LOLZ"
"Haha..."
"Zzz... so easy"
4. Complain that the line is lag everytime you got killed, even if it's not true.
"Host... lag lar.."
"Tunnel please"
"Noob host... game so lag"
5. Complain your teammates didn't report missing when you got ambushed.
"ms didn't report... noob"
"Noob mid"
"Too pro don't want to report ms?"
6. Farm at neutral creeps when your teammates are all defending or pushing.
7. Block your teammates when they are on a red-blood-opponent's tail.
Especially when you're teammate is Pudge. Always, always stand between him and the opponents!
8. Never try to get last hit on creeps nor tower.
9. Hide behind your teammates and use skill when you're a tanker-melee hero.
10. Always complain that your teammates killed your target.
"KS-er!!"
"Oih, that was my kill!"
"zzz"
And there are others you can do, like purchase wrong items for your heroes, don't buy shoes and some other stuff, but if you follow the instructions then your name should be in alot of player's ban list and should look something like this --->
PAWNED....
Teehee~
P/S: The above guide is based on months of real observations. Me myself did some of them too and still doing...
Coz I'm noob ma XD
忘了是不是去年，我看完Cecelia Ahern 的"P/S: I Love You"哭得眼泪鼻涕流满面，今晚自己在房间看由这本小说改编而成的电影又再哭得稀里哇啦 T.T 受不了了~~ 一个故事怎么可以那么感人 >.<
其实一个人死了过后应该为他/她所留下的伤心人做什么呢？是该留下纪念品让对方解决思念之苦，还是应该潇洒收拾东西一走了事，不留下一点东西以免留下的人长时间的触景伤情？去年读完小说的时候似乎也有过这种疑问，但是由于不敢去想像身边或者是自己消失的那时刻所以一直避免去深入接触这类话题或想法涅 ╭(╯3╰)╮
但是两天前看了2012后忽然觉得死亡似乎和生命寸步不离，如果有得选择，我想我会希望和自己最亲的家人和最爱的人同时间过世，那么就不会有人被留下来，大家一起走。或许那时候天堂会有点拥挤，但是……应该没问题吧？
~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦
VS
You've got your darn friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
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