Devolle Danielle

虽然经常梦见你
还是毫无头绪
外面正在下着雨
今天是星期几
but i don`t know
你去那里
虽然不曾怀疑你
还是忐忑不定
谁是你的那个唯一
原谅我怀疑自己

我明白
我要的爱
会把我宠坏
像一个小孩
只懂在你怀里坏

你要的爱
不只是依赖
要像个大男孩
风吹又日晒
生活自由自在

How To Be Noob in Dota (the Niga-Higa imitation version)
Written by a Noob for Pro Dota Players

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Hey, you there!

Do you face problems of other players reluctant to join your game because you're being too pro?


Are you bored of your "mmmMMMMMonster kill" or "Godlike.."?


Are you tired of feeling superior in no matter which hero you randomed in Dota?

If your answer to either one of the above three questions is 'Yes!', then this "How to be a Noob in Dota" guide is for you!




1. Always leave the game when you see the oppurtunity!: (lolz.. somebody would kill me for this XD)
Leave when you randomed a hero that you don't know how to use;
Leave when you being first-blooded;
Leave after one of your teammates left;
Request for a switch when it's 5 against 4;
Leave after two of your teammates left;
When your death rate hits 5/0/0, say "f*** u" to all then leave;
Leave after three of your teammates left;
But don't leave when you're the last one standing. Take all items left, create a super hero and go look for uncle Roshan just for the sake of your scores...

2. Talk big... and I mean, really BIG:
"I'm gonna pawn you all!!!"
"Noobz!!"
"You all get ready to die~!!"
"All come mid, I stand here let you all kill, WAJAJAJAJA!!"

3. Everytime you successfully kill an opponent hero, type something to piss off your opponent team.... For Fun!
"LOLZ"
"Haha..."
"Zzz... so easy"

4. Complain that the line is lag everytime you got killed, even if it's not true.
"Host... lag lar.."
"Tunnel please"
"Noob host... game so lag"

5. Complain your teammates didn't report missing when you got ambushed.
"ms didn't report... noob"
"Noob mid"
"Too pro don't want to report ms?"

6. Farm at neutral creeps when your teammates are all defending or pushing.

7. Block your teammates when they are on a red-blood-opponent's tail.
Especially when you're teammate is Pudge. Always, always stand between him and the opponents!

8. Never try to get last hit on creeps nor tower.

9. Hide behind your teammates and use skill when you're a tanker-melee hero.

10. Always complain that your teammates killed your target.
"KS-er!!"
"Oih, that was my kill!"
"zzz"

And there are others you can do, like purchase wrong items for your heroes, don't buy shoes and some other stuff, but if you follow the instructions then your name should be in alot of player's ban list and should look something like this --->












PAWNED....

Teehee~






P/S: The above guide is based on months of real observations. Me myself did some of them too and still doing...

Coz I'm noob ma XD

忘了是不是去年，我看完Cecelia Ahern 的"P/S: I Love You"哭得眼泪鼻涕流满面，今晚自己在房间看由这本小说改编而成的电影又再哭得稀里哇啦 T.T 受不了了~~ 一个故事怎么可以那么感人 >.<

其实一个人死了过后应该为他/她所留下的伤心人做什么呢？是该留下纪念品让对方解决思念之苦，还是应该潇洒收拾东西一走了事，不留下一点东西以免留下的人长时间的触景伤情？去年读完小说的时候似乎也有过这种疑问，但是由于不敢去想像身边或者是自己消失的那时刻所以一直避免去深入接触这类话题或想法涅 ╭(╯3╰)╮

但是两天前看了2012后忽然觉得死亡似乎和生命寸步不离，如果有得选择，我想我会希望和自己最亲的家人和最爱的人同时间过世，那么就不会有人被留下来，大家一起走。或许那时候天堂会有点拥挤，但是……应该没问题吧？
~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦


VS

You've got your darn friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they

But they don't know me
Do they even know you?